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Review article "Shit as anthropogenic element" of Professor Yannis Skatologos

Civilization was born from the shame of the hominids to show themselves to be the shit. This is the revolutionary thesis recently presented by Professor Skatologos Institute of Anthropological Research in Athens. Shit in his article as anthropogenic element, which appeared in the February issue of the journal Homo humus, the famous greek scientist has in fact established a link between the emergence, in the first anthropomorphic beings, of an elementary form of shame and inhibition, and appearing forms of rituals such as dance. According to the hypothesis of Skatologos, an early hominid, probably female, would one day felt the urge to go all natural body, contrary to what happened up until then, tried but also an impulse (a psychic) \u200b\u200bto hide the same stimulus to his fellow men, in a gesture of primordial facial redness that appears to be hairy at the base of shame. According to the theory itself (so called "non-theory excrement"), to hold back and hide the inner tension, the hominid was not going to have to do without struggle and, unable to contain himself, to begin to move to the same time and convulsive rhythm, rhythmic steps and almost feverish. So it was that first appeared a sketch of ritual, which is characterized by cyclical and self-repetitions of the same gestures and movements, accompanied by inhuman faces (which would also explain the source the cult of the masks), and in breaking with the trend in the whole animal to react instinctively to the stimuli of the body.
as it may seem very strange, if not fanciful, theory of Professor Skatologos has the merit of establishing for the first time a link between: 1) the emergence of forms of inhibition, and 2) the establishment of ritual practices and 3) costumes. All elements, these, that distinguish the human being as a bearer of culture from other animals. Until now it was not yet identified any protoculturale phenomenon that was detectable with a lot of evidence that three internal structure. So, thanks to the insights contained in this study, we can now completely legitimately and shamelessly say that, although the theory of Professor Skatologos excrement failure may give rise to doubts and misgivings on the historical merits of the plan and its provability, it nevertheless represents a clear sign of human passage of Culture, and his triumphant entered into history.